1 00:07:20,127 --> 00:07:23,166 While I'm very familiar with you and your family, 2 00:07:23,247 --> 00:07:26,766 I have no way of knowing if you are familiar with who I am. 3 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:29,807 Are you aware of my existence? 4 00:07:30,767 --> 00:07:31,726 Yes. 5 00:07:31,807 --> 00:07:32,846 This is good. 6 00:07:33,407 --> 00:07:37,916 Now, are you aware of the job I've been ordered to carry out in France? 7 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:40,566 Yes. 8 00:07:41,207 --> 00:07:43,126 Please tell me what you've heard. 9 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:45,326 I've heard 10 00:07:45,847 --> 00:07:49,966 that the F�hrer has put you in charge of rounding up the Jews left in France 11 00:07:50,047 --> 00:07:52,846 who are either hiding or passing for Gentile. 12 00:07:54,246 --> 00:07:57,006 The F�hrer couldn't have said it better himself. 13 00:07:58,887 --> 00:08:02,366 But the meaning of your visit, 14 00:08:02,807 --> 00:08:06,846 pleasant though it is, is mysterious to me. 15 00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:11,566 The Germans looked through my house nine months ago for hiding Jews 16 00:08:11,647 --> 00:08:13,246 and found nothing. 17 00:08:14,927 --> 00:08:16,526 I'm aware of that. 18 00:08:17,006 --> 00:08:19,406 I've read the reports of this area. 19 00:08:21,327 --> 00:08:24,405 But like any enterprise, when under new management, 20 00:08:24,487 --> 00:08:27,445 there is always a slight duplication of efforts, 21 00:08:28,647 --> 00:08:33,126 most of it being a complete waste of time, but needs to be done nevertheless. 22 00:08:34,087 --> 00:08:37,006 I just have a few questions, monsieur LaPadite. 23 00:08:38,446 --> 00:08:40,605 If you can assist me with answers, 24 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:43,685 my department can close the file on your family. 25 00:08:51,807 --> 00:08:52,926 Now, 26 00:08:54,526 --> 00:08:58,605 before the occupation, there were four Jewish families in this area, 27 00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:01,406 all dairy farmers like yourself. 28 00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:07,565 Doleracs, Rollins, the Loveitts 29 00:09:09,326 --> 00:09:10,925 and the Dreyfuses. 30 00:09:11,086 --> 00:09:12,565 Is that correct? 31 00:09:12,646 --> 00:09:13,605 To my knowledge, 32 00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:17,005 those were the Jewish families among the dairy farmers. 33 00:09:17,166 --> 00:09:20,845 Herr Colonel, would it disturb you if I smoked my pipe? 34 00:09:20,926 --> 00:09:22,325 Please, monsieur LaPadite, 35 00:09:22,406 --> 00:09:25,285 this is your house, make yourself comfortable. 36 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:28,445 Now, according to these papers, 37 00:09:29,326 --> 00:09:32,605 all the Jewish families in this area have been accounted for 38 00:09:32,686 --> 00:09:35,405 except the Dreyfuses. 39 00:09:36,806 --> 00:09:40,085 Somewhere in the last year it would appear they've vanished. 40 00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:43,325 Which leads me to the conclusion that they've either made good their escape 41 00:09:43,405 --> 00:09:46,205 or someone is very successfully hiding them. 42 00:09:47,366 --> 00:09:50,845 What have you heard about the Dreyfuses, monsieur LaPadite? 43 00:09:50,926 --> 00:09:51,845 Only rumors. 44 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,164 I love rumors! 45 00:09:54,685 --> 00:09:55,965 Facts could be so misleading, 46 00:09:56,045 --> 00:09:59,085 where rumors, true or false, are often revealing. 47 00:09:59,485 --> 00:10:00,885 So, monsieur LaPadite, 48 00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:04,085 what rumors have you heard regarding the Dreyfuses? 49 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,805 Again, this is just a rumor, 50 00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:15,924 but we heard the Dreyfuses had made their way into Spain. 51 00:10:23,485 --> 00:10:26,084 So, the rumors you've heard have been of escape? 52 00:10:27,725 --> 00:10:28,765 Yes. 53 00:10:32,206 --> 00:10:35,804 Having never met the Dreyfuses, would you confirm for me 54 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:39,045 the exact members of the household and their names? 55 00:10:44,245 --> 00:10:46,124 There were five of them. 56 00:10:48,245 --> 00:10:50,804 The father, Jacob. 57 00:10:52,605 --> 00:10:55,004 Wife, Miram. 58 00:10:56,965 --> 00:11:00,404 And her brother, Bob. 59 00:11:07,365 --> 00:11:08,844 How old is Bob? 60 00:11:10,405 --> 00:11:11,684 Thirty, 31. 61 00:11:15,765 --> 00:11:16,964 Continue. 62 00:11:17,325 --> 00:11:18,884 And the children, 63 00:11:20,525 --> 00:11:21,603 Amos 64 00:11:23,605 --> 00:11:25,004 and Shosanna. 65 00:11:27,084 --> 00:11:28,844 Ages of the children? 66 00:11:35,645 --> 00:11:39,084 Amos was nine or 10. 67 00:11:41,805 --> 00:11:43,044 And Shosanna? 68 00:11:43,124 --> 00:11:45,164 And Shosanna was 69 00:11:46,765 --> 00:11:50,403 18 or 19. I'm not really sure. 70 00:12:00,805 --> 00:12:03,043 Well, I guess that should do it. 71 00:12:09,165 --> 00:12:13,404 However, before I go, could I have another glass of your delicious milk? 72 00:12:16,324 --> 00:12:17,763 But of course. 73 00:12:24,245 --> 00:12:26,203 Monsieur LaPadite, 74 00:12:26,284 --> 00:12:30,123 are you aware of the nickname the people of France have given me? 75 00:12:33,604 --> 00:12:35,923 I have no interest in such things. 76 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,523 But you are aware of what they call me. 77 00:12:41,964 --> 00:12:43,243 I'm aware. 78 00:12:44,924 --> 00:12:46,723 What are you aware of? 79 00:12:56,204 --> 00:12:57,683 That they call you "The Jew Hunter." 80 00:12:57,764 --> 00:12:59,242 Precisely. 81 00:13:01,484 --> 00:13:04,003 I understand your trepidation in repeating it. 82 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,283 Heydrich apparently hates the moniker 83 00:13:06,364 --> 00:13:08,923 the good people of Prague have bestowed on him. 84 00:13:09,003 --> 00:13:12,123 Actually, why he would hate the name "the Hangman" is baffling to me. 85 00:13:12,204 --> 00:13:15,403 It would appear he has done everything in his power to earn it. 86 00:13:15,484 --> 00:13:18,602 Now I, on the other hand, love my unofficial title 87 00:13:18,684 --> 00:13:21,003 precisely because I've earned it. 88 00:13:22,364 --> 00:13:26,243 The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is, 89 00:13:26,324 --> 00:13:28,923 as opposed to most German soldiers, 90 00:13:29,003 --> 00:13:30,922 I can think like a Jew 91 00:13:31,564 --> 00:13:34,163 where they can only think like a German. 92 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,842 More precisely, a German soldier. 93 00:13:43,244 --> 00:13:48,003 Now, if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, 94 00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:51,922 it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. 95 00:13:52,363 --> 00:13:56,042 But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, 96 00:13:56,124 --> 00:13:58,162 it would be that of the rat. 97 00:14:00,843 --> 00:14:04,522 The F�hrer and Goebbels' propaganda have said pretty much the same thing. 98 00:14:04,603 --> 00:14:07,482 But where our conclusions differ, 99 00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:10,442 is I don't consider the comparison an insult. 100 00:14:12,843 --> 00:14:16,522 Consider for a moment the world a rat lives in. 101 00:14:17,404 --> 00:14:19,522 It's a hostile world, indeed. 102 00:14:20,323 --> 00:14:23,562 If a rat were to scamper through your front door, right now, 103 00:14:23,643 --> 00:14:25,962 would you greet it with hostility? 104 00:14:26,923 --> 00:14:28,682 I suppose I would. 105 00:14:28,763 --> 00:14:30,242 Has a rat ever done anything to you 106 00:14:30,323 --> 00:14:33,482 to create this animosity you feel toward them? 107 00:14:34,363 --> 00:14:36,881 Rats spread disease. They bite people. 108 00:14:37,403 --> 00:14:41,042 Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago. 109 00:14:41,123 --> 00:14:43,642 I propose to you any disease a rat could spread, 110 00:14:43,723 --> 00:14:46,081 a squirrel could equally carry. 111 00:14:46,163 --> 00:14:47,682 Would you agree? 112 00:14:49,483 --> 00:14:51,962 Yet, I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels 113 00:14:52,043 --> 00:14:53,962 that you do with rats, do you? 114 00:14:54,042 --> 00:14:55,001 No. 115 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:57,481 Yet, they're both rodents, are they not? 116 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:01,402 And except for the tail, they even rather look alike, don't they? 117 00:15:01,803 --> 00:15:04,522 It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel. 118 00:15:05,203 --> 00:15:07,162 However interesting as the thought may be, 119 00:15:07,242 --> 00:15:10,361 it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. 120 00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:16,521 If a rat were to walk in here, right now, as I'm talking 121 00:15:17,603 --> 00:15:21,282 would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk? 122 00:15:21,362 --> 00:15:22,762 Probably not. 123 00:15:23,442 --> 00:15:25,041 I didn't think so. 124 00:15:25,642 --> 00:15:27,121 You don't like them. 125 00:15:27,203 --> 00:15:29,001 You don't really know why you don't like them. 126 00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:31,722 All you know is you find them repulsive. 127 00:15:33,842 --> 00:15:36,761 Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search 128 00:15:36,842 --> 00:15:39,281 of a house suspected of hiding Jews. 129 00:15:40,162 --> 00:15:41,681 Where does the hawk look? 130 00:15:41,762 --> 00:15:44,801 He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, 131 00:15:44,883 --> 00:15:47,241 he looks everywhere he would hide. 132 00:15:48,162 --> 00:15:52,162 But there are so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. 133 00:15:54,322 --> 00:15:57,841 However, the reason the F�hrer has brought me off my Alps in Austria 134 00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:02,161 and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. 135 00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:06,561 Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of 136 00:16:06,642 --> 00:16:08,601 once they abandon dignity. 137 00:16:10,282 --> 00:16:12,361 May I smoke my pipe as well? 138 00:16:14,602 --> 00:16:17,361 Please, Herr Colonel, make yourself at home. 139 00:16:29,602 --> 00:16:34,441 Now, my job dictates 140 00:16:39,562 --> 00:16:42,120 that I must have my men enter your home 141 00:16:45,882 --> 00:16:47,681 and conduct a thorough search 142 00:16:47,761 --> 00:16:51,401 before I can officially cross your family's name off my list. 143 00:16:52,121 --> 00:16:55,840 And if there are any irregularities to be found, rest assured they will be. 144 00:16:55,922 --> 00:16:58,040 That is unless you have something to tell me 145 00:16:58,122 --> 00:17:01,040 that makes the conducting of a search unnecessary. 146 00:17:01,122 --> 00:17:03,281 I might add, also, that any information 147 00:17:03,361 --> 00:17:07,841 that makes the performance of my duty easier will not be met with punishment. 148 00:17:08,641 --> 00:17:12,040 Actually, quite the contrary. It will be met with reward. 149 00:17:12,522 --> 00:17:13,761 And that reward will be, 150 00:17:13,841 --> 00:17:16,520 your family will cease to be harassed in any way 151 00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:20,840 by the German military during the rest of our occupation of your country. 152 00:17:31,081 --> 00:17:34,280 You're sheltering enemies of the state, are you not? 153 00:17:39,401 --> 00:17:40,440 Yes. 154 00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:47,000 You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards, aren't you? 155 00:17:49,441 --> 00:17:50,440 Yes. 156 00:17:53,161 --> 00:17:56,080 Point out to me the areas where they're hiding. 157 00:18:16,241 --> 00:18:17,559 Since I haven't heard any disturbance, 158 00:18:17,641 --> 00:18:21,200 I assume, while they're listening, they don't speak English. 159 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,040 Yes. 160 00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:28,760 I'm going to switch back to French now, and I want you to follow my masquerade. 161 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,240 Is that clear? 162 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,160 Yes. 163 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,639 It's the girl. 164 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:20,438 Au revoir, Shosanna! 165 00:20:35,239 --> 00:20:36,559 Ten-hut! 166 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,959 My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine. 167 00:20:45,039 --> 00:20:48,838 And I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. 168 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,918 Eight Jewish American soldiers. 169 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:56,278 Now, you all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. 170 00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:58,958 Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. 171 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:03,278 We're going to be dropped into France dressed as civilians. 172 00:21:03,879 --> 00:21:06,079 Once we're in enemy territory, 173 00:21:06,679 --> 00:21:08,558 as a bushwhacking guerrilla army, 174 00:21:08,639 --> 00:21:11,878 we're going to be doing one thing and one thing only. 175 00:21:12,399 --> 00:21:13,798 Killing Nazis. 176 00:21:15,719 --> 00:21:17,238 I don't know about you all, 177 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:20,118 but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, 178 00:21:20,199 --> 00:21:23,958 cross 5, 000 miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily 179 00:21:24,039 --> 00:21:28,278 and jump out of a fucking airplane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. 180 00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:30,358 Nazi ain't got no humanity. 181 00:21:31,079 --> 00:21:34,438 They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hating, mass-murdering maniac 182 00:21:34,519 --> 00:21:36,677 and they need to be destroyed. 183 00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:41,197 That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearing a Nazi uniform, 184 00:21:41,638 --> 00:21:43,397 they're going to die. 185 00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:49,518 Now, I'm the direct descendent of the mountain man Jim Bridger. 186 00:21:49,598 --> 00:21:51,637 That means I got a little Indian in me. 187 00:21:51,719 --> 00:21:55,798 And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. 188 00:21:56,838 --> 00:21:59,077 We will be cruel to the Germans. 189 00:21:59,438 --> 00:22:02,597 And through our cruelty, they will know who we are. 190 00:22:02,758 --> 00:22:04,918 And they will find the evidence of our cruelty 191 00:22:04,999 --> 00:22:06,838 in the disemboweled, dismembered 192 00:22:06,919 --> 00:22:10,437 and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. 193 00:22:10,598 --> 00:22:12,917 And the German won't be able to help themselves 194 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:16,597 but imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, 195 00:22:17,239 --> 00:22:20,518 and our boot heels and the edge of our knives. 196 00:22:21,838 --> 00:22:24,118 And the German will be sickened by us. 197 00:22:24,198 --> 00:22:26,317 And the German will talk about us. 198 00:22:26,398 --> 00:22:28,517 And the German will fear us. 199 00:22:28,998 --> 00:22:31,397 And when the German closes their eyes at night 200 00:22:31,478 --> 00:22:34,637 and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, 201 00:22:34,718 --> 00:22:38,277 it will be with thoughts of us that they are tortured with. 202 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:40,877 Sound good? 203 00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:42,517 Yes, sir! 204 00:22:43,798 --> 00:22:45,517 That's what I like to hear. 205 00:22:45,718 --> 00:22:49,397 But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. 206 00:22:49,478 --> 00:22:52,237 When you join my command, you take on debit. 207 00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:55,117 A debit you owe me, personally. 208 00:22:57,037 --> 00:23:01,437 Each and every man under my command owes me 100 Nazi scalps. 209 00:23:02,117 --> 00:23:03,877 And I want my scalps. 210 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:09,717 And all y'all will get me 100 Nazi scalps taken from the heads of 100 dead Nazis. 211 00:23:11,238 --> 00:23:13,077 Or you will die trying! 212 00:25:48,556 --> 00:25:50,155 Hey, Hirschberg. 213 00:25:50,876 --> 00:25:52,515 Send that Kraut sarge over. 214 00:25:52,596 --> 00:25:54,035 You. Go. 215 00:26:26,396 --> 00:26:28,355 Sergeant Werner Rachtman. 216 00:26:29,276 --> 00:26:31,715 Lieutenant Aldo Raine. Pleased to meet you. 217 00:26:32,236 --> 00:26:34,195 You know what "sit down" means, Werner? 218 00:26:34,275 --> 00:26:35,995 Yes. Then sit down. 219 00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:40,555 How is your English, Werner? 220 00:26:40,636 --> 00:26:43,474 Because if need be, we got a couple of fellows who can translate. 221 00:26:43,556 --> 00:26:44,595 Wicki here, 222 00:26:44,676 --> 00:26:47,795 an Austrian-Jew, got the fuck out of Munich while the getting was good. 223 00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:51,635 Became American, got drafted, come back to give y'all what for. 224 00:26:52,156 --> 00:26:54,675 Another one up there you might be familiar with. 225 00:26:54,756 --> 00:26:56,595 Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz. 226 00:26:58,595 --> 00:27:00,035 Heard of him? 227 00:27:00,355 --> 00:27:03,875 Everybody in the German Army has heard of Hugo Stiglitz. 228 00:27:14,115 --> 00:27:15,994 The reason for Hugo Stiglitz's celebrity 229 00:27:16,076 --> 00:27:18,115 among German soldiers is simple. 230 00:27:18,195 --> 00:27:23,635 As a German-enlisted man, he killed 13 Gestapo officers. 231 00:27:37,315 --> 00:27:40,194 Instead of putting him up against a wall, 232 00:27:40,275 --> 00:27:42,994 the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin 233 00:27:43,075 --> 00:27:44,514 to be made an example of. 234 00:27:45,995 --> 00:27:49,594 Needless to say, once the Basterds heard about him, 235 00:27:49,915 --> 00:27:51,514 he never got there. 236 00:28:26,915 --> 00:28:28,714 Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz? 237 00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:33,873 Lieutenant Aldo Raine. These are the Basterds. 238 00:28:33,955 --> 00:28:35,554 Ever heard of us? 239 00:28:37,475 --> 00:28:39,954 We just want to say we're a big fan of your work. 240 00:28:40,034 --> 00:28:41,114 When it comes to killing Nazis... 241 00:28:44,235 --> 00:28:46,393 ...I think you show great talent. 242 00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:50,114 And I pride myself for having an eye for that kind of talent. 243 00:28:53,474 --> 00:28:56,513 But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. 244 00:28:57,555 --> 00:29:00,434 We all come here to see if you want to go pro. 245 00:29:06,994 --> 00:29:09,194 Can I assume you know who we are? 246 00:29:09,274 --> 00:29:10,553 You're Aldo the Apache. 247 00:29:12,874 --> 00:29:14,233 Werner, if you heard of us, 248 00:29:14,314 --> 00:29:16,873 you probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-taking business. 249 00:29:16,954 --> 00:29:20,713 We in the killing Nazi business, and, cousin, business is a-booming. 250 00:29:20,794 --> 00:29:22,033 Oh, yeah. 251 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:25,033 Now, that leaves two ways we can play this out. 252 00:29:25,114 --> 00:29:27,233 Either kill you or let you go. 253 00:29:27,754 --> 00:29:29,753 Whether or not you're going to leave this ditch alive 254 00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:31,713 depends entirely on you. 255 00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:38,513 Up the road a piece, there's an orchard. 256 00:29:38,914 --> 00:29:43,153 Besides you, we know there's another Kraut patrol fucking around here somewhere. 257 00:29:43,994 --> 00:29:46,033 If that patrol were to have any crack shots, 258 00:29:46,114 --> 00:29:48,953 that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. 259 00:29:50,113 --> 00:29:53,313 So if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, 260 00:29:54,674 --> 00:29:58,033 you got to show me on this here map where they are. 261 00:29:58,874 --> 00:30:02,073 You got to tell me how many they are, and you got to tell me 262 00:30:02,154 --> 00:30:04,512 what kind of artillery they're carrying with them. 263 00:30:05,954 --> 00:30:09,992 You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger. 264 00:30:10,994 --> 00:30:14,833 Well, now, Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. 265 00:30:15,554 --> 00:30:17,672 I need to know about Germans hiding in trees. 266 00:30:17,754 --> 00:30:20,793 And you need to tell me. And you need to tell me right now. 267 00:30:21,953 --> 00:30:23,393 Now, just take that finger of yours 268 00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:26,673 and point out on this here map where this party is being held, 269 00:30:26,753 --> 00:30:29,993 how many is coming and what they brought to play with. 270 00:30:36,834 --> 00:30:38,992 I respectfully refuse, sir. 271 00:30:41,234 --> 00:30:42,512 Hear that? 272 00:30:43,753 --> 00:30:44,793 Yes. 273 00:30:47,793 --> 00:30:49,993 That's Sergeant Donny Donowitz. 274 00:30:50,274 --> 00:30:52,872 You might know him better by his nickname. 275 00:30:52,953 --> 00:30:54,632 The Bear Jew. 276 00:30:55,673 --> 00:30:59,512 Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you got to have heard about The Bear Jew. 277 00:30:59,593 --> 00:31:00,792 I heard of The Bear Jew. 278 00:31:00,873 --> 00:31:02,432 What did you hear? 279 00:31:03,474 --> 00:31:05,793 Beats German soldiers with a club. 280 00:31:06,233 --> 00:31:09,792 He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does. 281 00:31:10,113 --> 00:31:12,113 And, Werner, I'm going to ask you one last goddamn time, 282 00:31:12,193 --> 00:31:13,992 and if you still respectfully refuse, 283 00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:16,032 I'm calling The Bear Jew over. 284 00:31:16,113 --> 00:31:17,952 He's going to take that big bat of his, 285 00:31:18,033 --> 00:31:21,072 and he's going to beat your ass to death with it. 286 00:31:24,233 --> 00:31:25,992 Now, take your Wiener-schnitzel-licking finger, 287 00:31:26,073 --> 00:31:28,952 and point out on this map what I want to know. 288 00:31:36,713 --> 00:31:37,952 Fuck you. 289 00:31:38,393 --> 00:31:39,952 And your Jew dogs. 290 00:31:43,753 --> 00:31:45,632 Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. 291 00:31:45,713 --> 00:31:47,511 Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death 292 00:31:47,593 --> 00:31:50,352 is the closest we ever get to going to the movies. Donny! 293 00:31:50,433 --> 00:31:51,512 Yeah? 294 00:31:51,593 --> 00:31:54,032 Got us a German here who wants to die for country. 295 00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:55,392 Oblige him. 296 00:32:59,232 --> 00:33:01,631 Did you get that for killing Jews? 297 00:33:01,792 --> 00:33:03,031 Bravery. 298 00:33:18,912 --> 00:33:19,991 Yeah! 299 00:33:22,512 --> 00:33:24,750 Oh, no! - Oh, no! 300 00:33:24,832 --> 00:33:25,951 Donny! 301 00:33:26,512 --> 00:33:27,630 Yeah, Donny! 302 00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:30,510 About now I'd be shitting my pants if I was you. 303 00:33:31,952 --> 00:33:34,511 Teddy Fucking Williams knocks it out of the park! 304 00:33:34,592 --> 00:33:38,031 Fenway Park is on its feet for Teddy Fucking Ballgame! 305 00:33:38,112 --> 00:33:41,871 He went yard on that one, on to fucking Lansdowne Street! 306 00:33:41,952 --> 00:33:42,990 You! 307 00:33:46,031 --> 00:33:47,711 Damn it, Hirschberg! 308 00:33:47,791 --> 00:33:50,591 Donny, bring that other one over here. Alive! 309 00:33:50,872 --> 00:33:53,670 Get the fuck up! Batter up. You're on deck! 310 00:33:53,951 --> 00:33:56,550 Two hits. I hit you, you hit the ground. 311 00:33:57,551 --> 00:33:58,670 English? 312 00:33:59,751 --> 00:34:00,870 Wicki. 313 00:34:04,352 --> 00:34:06,231 Ask him if he wants to live. 314 00:34:08,431 --> 00:34:10,590 Tell him to point out on this map the German position. 315 00:34:15,312 --> 00:34:16,870 Ask him how many Germans. 316 00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:20,791 Around about 12. 317 00:34:20,952 --> 00:34:22,270 What kind of artillery? 318 00:34:33,551 --> 00:34:35,071 Now, when you report what happened here, 319 00:34:35,151 --> 00:34:38,670 you can't tell them you told us what you told us. They'll shoot you. 320 00:34:38,751 --> 00:34:42,510 They're going to want to know why you so special, we let you live. 321 00:34:42,591 --> 00:34:46,110 So tell them, we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks 322 00:34:46,191 --> 00:34:48,550 what's going to happen to every Nazi we find. 323 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:13,310 Now that you've survived the war, when you get home, what you going to do? 324 00:35:19,191 --> 00:35:21,309 He's going to hug his mother. 325 00:35:23,390 --> 00:35:25,070 Well, ain't that nice? 326 00:35:25,271 --> 00:35:26,910 Ask if he's going to take off his uniform. 327 00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:33,590 He's going to burn it. 328 00:35:33,871 --> 00:35:36,470 Yeah, that's what we thought. We don't like that. 329 00:35:37,471 --> 00:35:41,229 See, we like our Nazis in uniforms. That way you can spot them. 330 00:35:41,311 --> 00:35:42,790 Just like that. 331 00:35:47,230 --> 00:35:51,310 But you take off that uniform, ain't nobody going to know you's a Nazi. 332 00:35:51,390 --> 00:35:53,469 And that don't sit well with us. 333 00:35:58,430 --> 00:36:01,789 So I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off. 334 00:36:13,470 --> 00:36:16,989 You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that. 335 00:36:17,430 --> 00:36:20,469 You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't you? 336 00:36:21,390 --> 00:36:22,589 Practice. 337 00:52:04,941 --> 00:52:07,180 Au revoir, Shosanna! 338 01:00:01,336 --> 01:00:05,535 At that time, 35 millimeter nitrate film was so flammable 339 01:00:05,616 --> 01:00:08,535 that you couldn't even bring a reel onto a streetcar. 340 01:00:08,736 --> 01:00:10,375 Hey, you can't bring those here on a public vehicle. 341 01:00:10,456 --> 01:00:11,815 They're films, ain't they? - Yes. 342 01:00:11,895 --> 01:00:13,495 Then they're flammable. Go on, hop off. 343 01:00:13,656 --> 01:00:17,335 Because nitrate film burns three times faster than paper. 344 01:00:20,815 --> 01:00:22,775 Shosanna has a collection 345 01:00:22,856 --> 01:00:27,695 of over 350 nitrate film prints. 346 01:01:36,335 --> 01:01:38,415 Right this way, Lieutenant. 347 01:01:57,774 --> 01:02:00,334 Lieutenant Archie Hicox reporting, sir. 348 01:02:00,415 --> 01:02:03,094 General Ed Fenech. At ease, Hicox. 349 01:02:03,895 --> 01:02:05,054 Drink? 350 01:02:06,735 --> 01:02:10,774 If you offer me a scotch and plain water, I could drink a scotch and plain water. 351 01:02:10,855 --> 01:02:14,294 That-a-boy, Lieutenant. Make it yourself like a good chap, will you? 352 01:02:14,374 --> 01:02:16,293 The bar is in the globe. 353 01:02:20,495 --> 01:02:22,494 Something for yourself, sir? 354 01:02:22,575 --> 01:02:25,613 Whiskey. Straight. No junk in it. 355 01:02:26,815 --> 01:02:29,613 It says here that you speak German fluently. 356 01:02:29,695 --> 01:02:31,574 Like a Katzenjammer Kid. 357 01:02:31,654 --> 01:02:34,174 And your occupation before the war? 358 01:02:34,254 --> 01:02:35,373 I'm a film critic. 359 01:02:35,975 --> 01:02:37,853 List your accomplishments. 360 01:02:37,935 --> 01:02:39,733 Well, sir, such as they are, 361 01:02:39,815 --> 01:02:44,173 I write reviews and articles for a publication called Films and Filmmakers, 362 01:02:44,255 --> 01:02:46,574 and I've had two books published. 363 01:02:46,894 --> 01:02:50,333 Impressive. Don't be modest, Lieutenant. What are their titles? 364 01:02:50,415 --> 01:02:51,374 The first book was called 365 01:02:51,454 --> 01:02:55,774 Art of the Eyes, the Heart and the Mind: A Study of German Cinema in the '20s. 366 01:02:55,854 --> 01:02:59,533 And the second one was called Twenty-Four Frame da Vinci. 367 01:02:59,615 --> 01:03:04,733 It's a subtextual film criticism study of the work of German director G.W. Pabst. 368 01:03:05,215 --> 01:03:06,734 What should we drink to, sir? 369 01:03:06,814 --> 01:03:08,013 Well... 370 01:03:09,215 --> 01:03:11,093 Down with Hitler. 371 01:03:11,174 --> 01:03:12,494 All the way down, sir. 372 01:03:12,854 --> 01:03:14,053 Yes. 373 01:03:17,614 --> 01:03:21,533 Are you familiar with German cinema under the Third Reich? 374 01:03:23,334 --> 01:03:27,373 Yes. Obviously, I haven't seen any of the films made in the last three years, 375 01:03:27,454 --> 01:03:29,613 but I'm familiar with it. 376 01:03:29,694 --> 01:03:30,693 Explain it to me. 377 01:03:31,334 --> 01:03:32,333 Pardon, sir? 378 01:03:32,414 --> 01:03:36,493 Well, this little escapade of ours requires a knowledge of the German film industry 379 01:03:36,574 --> 01:03:41,533 under the Third Reich. Explain to me UFA under Goebbels. 380 01:03:43,614 --> 01:03:45,893 Goebbels considers the films he's making 381 01:03:45,973 --> 01:03:49,093 to be the beginning of a new era in German cinema. 382 01:03:49,534 --> 01:03:51,133 An alternative to what he considers 383 01:03:51,214 --> 01:03:54,053 the Jewish-German intellectual cinema of the '20s, 384 01:03:54,734 --> 01:03:57,293 and the Jewish-controlled dogma of Hollywood. 385 01:03:57,373 --> 01:03:58,893 How's he doing? 386 01:03:59,413 --> 01:04:01,892 Frightfully sorry, sir. Once again? 387 01:04:02,334 --> 01:04:06,733 You say he wants to take on the Jews at their own game. 388 01:04:07,694 --> 01:04:10,573 Well, compared to, say, Louis B. Mayer, 389 01:04:11,373 --> 01:04:13,533 how's he doing? 390 01:04:13,614 --> 01:04:14,812 Quite well, actually. 391 01:04:15,454 --> 01:04:16,972 Since Goebbels has taken over, 392 01:04:17,054 --> 01:04:21,293 film attendance has steadily risen in Germany over the last eight years. 393 01:04:21,373 --> 01:04:24,692 But Louis B. Mayer wouldn't be Goebbels' proper opposite number. 394 01:04:24,774 --> 01:04:28,412 I believe Goebbels sees himself closer to David O. Selznick. 395 01:04:32,653 --> 01:04:33,972 Brief him. 396 01:04:34,293 --> 01:04:39,133 Lieutenant Hicox, at this point and time I'd like to brief you on Operation Kino. 397 01:04:39,694 --> 01:04:40,772 Three days from now 398 01:04:40,853 --> 01:04:45,012 Joseph Goebbels is throwing a gala premiere of one of his new movies in Paris. 399 01:04:45,133 --> 01:04:46,173 What film, sir? 400 01:04:46,253 --> 01:04:48,812 The motion picture is called Nation's Pride. 401 01:04:49,734 --> 01:04:52,972 In attendance at this joyous Germatic occasion 402 01:04:53,053 --> 01:04:57,292 will be Goebbels, Goring, Bormann, and most of the German High Command 403 01:04:57,373 --> 01:05:00,973 including all high ranking officers of both the SS and the Gestapo, 404 01:05:01,053 --> 01:05:04,332 as well as luminaries of the Nazi propaganda film industry. 405 01:05:04,414 --> 01:05:06,412 The master race at play? 406 01:05:06,493 --> 01:05:10,492 Basically, we have all our rotten eggs in one basket. 407 01:05:10,573 --> 01:05:13,012 The objective of Operation Kino, 408 01:05:13,893 --> 01:05:15,572 blow up the basket. 409 01:05:16,333 --> 01:05:20,252 And like the snows of yesteryear, gone from this earth. 410 01:05:21,133 --> 01:05:22,732 Jolly good, sir. 411 01:05:23,453 --> 01:05:26,812 An American Secret Service outfit that lives deep behind enemy lines 412 01:05:26,893 --> 01:05:28,372 will be your assist. 413 01:05:28,453 --> 01:05:32,172 The Germans call them the Basterds. 414 01:05:32,692 --> 01:05:35,772 The Basterds. Never heard of them. 415 01:05:35,933 --> 01:05:38,652 Whole point of the Secret Service, old boy, you not hearing of them. 416 01:05:38,732 --> 01:05:42,571 But the Jerries have heard of them, because these Yanks have been them the devil. 417 01:05:42,653 --> 01:05:47,172 You'll be dropped into France, about 24 kilometers outside of Paris. 418 01:05:47,253 --> 01:05:49,252 The Basterds will be waiting for you. 419 01:05:49,333 --> 01:05:51,972 First thing, you'll go to a little village called Nadine. 420 01:05:53,053 --> 01:05:55,731 In Nadine, there's a tavern called La Louisiane. 421 01:05:55,813 --> 01:05:58,852 There you'll rendezvous with our double agent. She'll take it from there. 422 01:05:58,933 --> 01:06:00,971 She's the one who is going to get you into the premiere. 423 01:06:01,053 --> 01:06:04,651 It'll be you, her, and two German-born members of the Basterds. 424 01:06:04,733 --> 01:06:08,012 She's also made all the other arrangements you're going to need. 425 01:06:08,813 --> 01:06:09,932 How will I know her? 426 01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:13,131 I suspect that won't be too much trouble for you. 427 01:06:14,173 --> 01:06:16,971 Your contact is Bridget von Hammersmark. 428 01:06:17,053 --> 01:06:18,452 Bridget von Hammersmark? 429 01:06:19,652 --> 01:06:22,531 The German movie star is working for England? 430 01:06:22,612 --> 01:06:25,091 Yes, for the last two years now. 431 01:06:25,173 --> 01:06:28,571 One could even say that Operation Kino was her brainchild. 432 01:06:28,652 --> 01:06:29,771 Indeed. 433 01:06:29,853 --> 01:06:30,851 Got the gist? 434 01:06:30,933 --> 01:06:33,571 I think so, sir. Paris when it sizzles. 435 01:06:37,533 --> 01:06:40,891 You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous is in a fucking basement. 436 01:06:40,972 --> 01:06:42,251 I didn't know. 437 01:06:42,333 --> 01:06:43,692 You said it was in a tavern. 438 01:06:43,772 --> 01:06:44,891 It is a tavern. 439 01:06:44,972 --> 01:06:46,291 Yeah, in a basement. 440 01:06:46,932 --> 01:06:49,691 You know, fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. 441 01:06:49,772 --> 01:06:52,931 Number one being, you're fighting in a basement. 442 01:06:53,012 --> 01:06:54,811 What if we go in there and she's not even there? 443 01:06:54,892 --> 01:06:56,091 We wait. 444 01:06:56,892 --> 01:07:00,811 Don't worry. She's a British spy. She'll make the rendezvous. 445 01:07:21,451 --> 01:07:23,691 Stiglitz, right? 446 01:07:23,771 --> 01:07:24,771 That's right, sir. 447 01:07:25,971 --> 01:07:28,371 I hear you're pretty good with that. 448 01:07:32,011 --> 01:07:35,010 You know, we're not looking for trouble right now. 449 01:07:35,252 --> 01:07:38,651 Simply making contact with our agent. Should be uneventful. 450 01:07:40,412 --> 01:07:45,091 However, the off chance I'm wrong, things prove eventful, 451 01:07:46,251 --> 01:07:49,050 I need to know we can all remain calm. 452 01:07:53,571 --> 01:07:54,930 I don't look calm to you? 453 01:07:57,771 --> 01:08:02,450 Well, now that you put it like that, I guess you do. 454 01:08:16,971 --> 01:08:22,530 This Jerry of yours, Stiglitz, not exactly the loquacious type, is he? 455 01:08:24,291 --> 01:08:27,850 Is that the kind of man you need? Loquacious type? 456 01:08:29,531 --> 01:08:31,970 Fair point, Lieutenant. 457 01:08:34,171 --> 01:08:36,810 So you all get in trouble in there, what are we supposed to do? 458 01:08:36,891 --> 01:08:39,010 Make bets on how it all comes out? 459 01:08:40,171 --> 01:08:43,210 If we get into trouble, we can handle it. 460 01:08:44,651 --> 01:08:47,450 But if trouble does happen, we need you to make damn sure 461 01:08:47,531 --> 01:08:51,529 no Germans, or French, for that matter, escape from that basement. 462 01:08:52,411 --> 01:08:56,490 If Frau von Hammersmark's cover is compromised, the mission is kaput. 463 01:08:56,811 --> 01:09:02,250 Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the deathtrap rendezvous? 464 01:09:03,210 --> 01:09:04,569 She chose the spot. 465 01:09:04,651 --> 01:09:06,209 Isn't that just dandy? 466 01:09:06,291 --> 01:09:10,090 Look, she's not a military strategist. She's just an actress. 467 01:09:10,450 --> 01:09:14,130 You don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement. 468 01:09:14,211 --> 01:09:16,170 She wasn't picking a place to fight. 469 01:09:16,250 --> 01:09:18,930 She was picking a place isolated and without Germans. 470 01:12:18,488 --> 01:12:19,447 Mmm. 471 01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:02,718 Well, if this is it, old boy, 472 01:28:03,279 --> 01:28:06,158 I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's. 473 01:28:07,239 --> 01:28:09,079 By all means, Captain. 474 01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:18,358 There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good Scotch. 475 01:28:19,719 --> 01:28:22,399 Seeing as I may be rapping on the door momentarily, 476 01:28:27,279 --> 01:28:30,758 I must say, damn good stuff, sir. 477 01:28:33,919 --> 01:28:36,638 Now, about this pickle 478 01:28:38,159 --> 01:28:39,878 we find ourselves in. 479 01:28:42,199 --> 01:28:45,158 It would appear there's only one thing left for you to do. 480 01:28:45,239 --> 01:28:47,038 And what would that be? 481 01:28:47,719 --> 01:28:48,678 Stiglitz. 482 01:28:48,759 --> 01:28:50,118 Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls. 483 01:29:25,359 --> 01:29:27,037 You outside. Who are you? 484 01:29:27,598 --> 01:29:29,198 British? American? 485 01:29:29,918 --> 01:29:30,998 What? 486 01:29:31,759 --> 01:29:33,237 We're American. 487 01:29:33,518 --> 01:29:34,918 What are you? 488 01:29:35,239 --> 01:29:37,118 I'm a German, you idiot. 489 01:29:37,439 --> 01:29:40,038 Speak English pretty good for a German. 490 01:29:40,118 --> 01:29:41,278 I agree. 491 01:29:42,519 --> 01:29:43,957 So let's talk. 492 01:29:44,679 --> 01:29:45,997 Okay, talk. 493 01:29:46,678 --> 01:29:48,077 I'm a father. 494 01:29:49,278 --> 01:29:52,078 My baby was born today. In Frankfurt. 495 01:29:52,558 --> 01:29:54,038 Five hours ago. 496 01:29:54,638 --> 01:29:58,717 His name is Max. We were in here drinking, celebrating. 497 01:29:59,519 --> 01:30:02,798 They're the ones that came in shooting and killing. It's not my fault! 498 01:30:02,878 --> 01:30:04,917 Okay! It wasn't your fault. 499 01:30:06,239 --> 01:30:07,957 What's your name, soldier? 500 01:30:08,038 --> 01:30:09,238 Wilhelm. 501 01:30:10,079 --> 01:30:13,477 Now, is there anybody alive on our side? 502 01:30:13,558 --> 01:30:15,278 No. I'm alive! 503 01:30:17,398 --> 01:30:18,718 Who's that? 504 01:30:21,398 --> 01:30:23,317 Is the girl on your side? 505 01:30:24,798 --> 01:30:25,998 Which girl? 506 01:30:26,078 --> 01:30:28,397 Who do you think? Von Hammersmark. 507 01:30:29,918 --> 01:30:31,478 Yeah, she's ours. 508 01:30:32,278 --> 01:30:33,477 Is she okay? 509 01:30:36,358 --> 01:30:37,357 Wilhelm! 510 01:30:38,558 --> 01:30:40,117 She's been shot. 511 01:30:41,078 --> 01:30:42,597 But she's alive. 512 01:30:46,358 --> 01:30:47,797 Okay, Wilhelm. 513 01:30:48,758 --> 01:30:51,077 What do you say we make us a deal? 514 01:30:52,358 --> 01:30:53,677 What's your name? 515 01:30:53,758 --> 01:30:54,837 Aldo. 516 01:30:55,678 --> 01:30:57,836 Okay, Wilhelm, here's my deal. 517 01:30:58,078 --> 01:31:01,557 You let me and one of my men come down there and take the girl away. 518 01:31:01,638 --> 01:31:04,077 No guns. No guns me, no guns you. 519 01:31:04,157 --> 01:31:07,556 And we take the girl and leave. It's that simple, Willi. 520 01:31:07,918 --> 01:31:10,277 You go your way, we go ours. 521 01:31:10,358 --> 01:31:13,117 And little Max gets to grow up playing catch with his daddy. 522 01:31:14,238 --> 01:31:17,036 So what do you say, Willi? We got us a deal? 523 01:31:21,277 --> 01:31:22,317 Aldo. 524 01:31:23,517 --> 01:31:25,077 I'm here, Willi. 525 01:31:26,637 --> 01:31:28,316 I want to trust you. 526 01:31:28,398 --> 01:31:29,516 But... 527 01:31:30,398 --> 01:31:31,836 But how can I? 528 01:31:33,957 --> 01:31:35,876 What choice you got, son? 529 01:31:41,517 --> 01:31:43,477 Okay, okay. 530 01:31:44,997 --> 01:31:46,156 Aldo, 531 01:31:47,197 --> 01:31:48,756 I'm going to trust you. 532 01:31:49,597 --> 01:31:50,556 Come down. 533 01:32:05,877 --> 01:32:08,717 Hey, Willi, what's with the machine gun? I thought we had us a deal? 534 01:32:08,797 --> 01:32:10,956 We still have a deal. Now, get the girl and go. 535 01:32:11,037 --> 01:32:12,516 Not so fast. 536 01:32:12,597 --> 01:32:15,076 We only got a deal, we trust each other. 537 01:32:15,157 --> 01:32:16,796 And a Mexican standoff ain't trust. 538 01:32:17,277 --> 01:32:19,676 You need guns on me for it to be a Mexican standoff. 539 01:32:20,317 --> 01:32:23,316 You got guns on us. You decide to shoot, we're dead. 540 01:32:23,396 --> 01:32:26,556 Up top, they got grenades. They drop them down here, you're dead. 541 01:32:26,637 --> 01:32:28,916 That's a Mexican standoff, and that was not the deal. 542 01:32:28,997 --> 01:32:30,596 No trust, no deal. 543 01:32:45,837 --> 01:32:47,356 All right, Aldo. 544 01:32:48,957 --> 01:32:50,036 Fine. 545 01:32:53,277 --> 01:32:56,556 Just take that fucking traitor, and get her out of my sight. 546 01:33:08,156 --> 01:33:11,435 Not so goddamn fast, doc. Tell him to go play with his dogs. 547 01:33:23,116 --> 01:33:26,876 Before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. 548 01:33:26,956 --> 01:33:28,675 Few questions about what? 549 01:33:29,156 --> 01:33:31,235 About I got three men dead back there. 550 01:33:31,316 --> 01:33:33,996 Why don't you try telling us what the fuck happened? 551 01:33:34,076 --> 01:33:37,875 The British officer blew his German act and the Gestapo major saw it. 552 01:33:38,916 --> 01:33:41,075 Before we get into who shot John, 553 01:33:41,876 --> 01:33:45,835 why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous in a basement with a bunch of Nazis? 554 01:33:50,556 --> 01:33:52,875 I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, 555 01:33:52,956 --> 01:33:55,515 that the Nazis being there must look odd. 556 01:33:55,596 --> 01:33:57,995 Yeah, we got a word for that kind of odd in English. 557 01:33:58,076 --> 01:33:59,995 It's called suspicious. 558 01:34:04,116 --> 01:34:05,835 Everybody needs to calm down. 559 01:34:05,916 --> 01:34:08,475 You're letting your imagination get the better of you. 560 01:34:09,796 --> 01:34:12,635 You met the sergeant yourself. Willi. 561 01:34:12,716 --> 01:34:14,475 You remember him, don't you? 562 01:34:14,556 --> 01:34:15,515 Yeah, I remember him. 563 01:34:15,595 --> 01:34:19,195 His wife had a baby tonight. He had just become a... 564 01:34:19,276 --> 01:34:20,915 He had just become a father! 565 01:34:20,996 --> 01:34:24,675 His commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate. 566 01:34:27,916 --> 01:34:33,915 The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. 567 01:34:33,995 --> 01:34:35,675 It couldn't be both. 568 01:34:45,475 --> 01:34:47,274 How'd the shooting start? 569 01:34:47,356 --> 01:34:49,754 The Englishman gave himself away. 570 01:34:49,836 --> 01:34:51,394 How'd he do that? 571 01:34:52,596 --> 01:34:54,714 He ordered three glasses. 572 01:34:55,876 --> 01:34:57,714 We order three glasses. 573 01:34:57,916 --> 01:34:59,794 That's the German three. 574 01:35:00,635 --> 01:35:02,354 The other looks odd. 575 01:35:02,915 --> 01:35:05,154 Germans would and did notice it. 576 01:35:13,436 --> 01:35:15,434 Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans 577 01:35:15,515 --> 01:35:17,994 and everything went exactly the way it was supposed to. 578 01:35:18,075 --> 01:35:19,914 What was the next step? 579 01:35:20,156 --> 01:35:21,314 Tuxedos. 580 01:35:21,955 --> 01:35:24,594 To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms 581 01:35:24,675 --> 01:35:27,354 with all the military there would've been suicide. 582 01:35:29,275 --> 01:35:32,394 But going as members of the German film industry, 583 01:35:32,795 --> 01:35:35,834 they wear tuxedos and fit in with everybody else. 584 01:35:37,275 --> 01:35:40,314 I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight. 585 01:35:41,475 --> 01:35:43,794 How'd you intend to get them in that premiere? 586 01:35:43,875 --> 01:35:45,434 Hand me my purse. 587 01:35:54,915 --> 01:35:57,234 Lieutenant Hicox was going as my escort. 588 01:35:58,515 --> 01:36:02,354 The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. 589 01:36:03,435 --> 01:36:05,033 You still get us in that premiere? 590 01:36:05,115 --> 01:36:08,154 You speak German better than your friends? No. 591 01:36:08,555 --> 01:36:10,674 Have I been shot? Yes! 592 01:36:11,194 --> 01:36:15,834 I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon. 593 01:36:16,795 --> 01:36:19,114 Least of all, by tomorrow night. 594 01:36:31,475 --> 01:36:34,634 However, there's something you don't know. 595 01:36:36,635 --> 01:36:40,553 There've been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino. 596 01:36:42,275 --> 01:36:47,153 One, the venue has been changed from The Ritz to a much smaller venue. 597 01:36:47,674 --> 01:36:50,713 Enormous change at the last minute? That's not very Germatic. 598 01:36:50,795 --> 01:36:53,633 Why the hell is Goebbels doing stuff so damn peculiar? 599 01:36:53,714 --> 01:36:57,273 It probably has something to do with the second development. 600 01:36:57,634 --> 01:36:58,873 Which is? 601 01:37:02,994 --> 01:37:05,474 Der Fuhrer is attending the premiere. 602 01:37:38,794 --> 01:37:40,353 Fuck a duck! 603 01:37:48,634 --> 01:37:50,433 What are you thinking? 604 01:37:51,674 --> 01:37:53,753 I'm thinking getting a whack at planting old Uncle Adolf 605 01:37:53,834 --> 01:37:55,633 makes this horse a different color. 606 01:37:55,713 --> 01:37:57,313 What is that supposed to mean? 607 01:37:57,394 --> 01:37:59,233 It means you getting us in that premiere. 608 01:37:59,314 --> 01:38:02,113 I'm probably going to end up losing this leg. 609 01:38:02,713 --> 01:38:04,993 Bye-bye, acting career. Fun while it lasted. 610 01:38:05,074 --> 01:38:07,833 How do you expect me to walk the red carpet? 611 01:38:09,914 --> 01:38:12,793 Doggy doc's going to dig that slug out your gam. 612 01:38:12,873 --> 01:38:14,833 He's going to wrap it up in a cast, 613 01:38:14,913 --> 01:38:16,952 and you got a good how-l-broke-my-leg- mountain-climbing story. 614 01:38:17,034 --> 01:38:19,592 That's German, ain't it? You all like climbing mountains, don't you? 615 01:38:19,674 --> 01:38:22,833 I don't. I like smoking, drinking and ordering in restaurants. 616 01:38:22,913 --> 01:38:24,632 But I see your point. 617 01:38:24,874 --> 01:38:28,232 We fill you up with morphine till it's coming out your ears 618 01:38:28,314 --> 01:38:31,473 and just limp your little ass up that reuge carpet. 619 01:38:32,913 --> 01:38:36,032 I know this is a silly question before I ask it, 620 01:38:36,114 --> 01:38:41,272 but can you Americans speak any other language than English? 621 01:38:42,073 --> 01:38:44,233 We both speak a little Italian. 622 01:38:44,313 --> 01:38:46,712 With an atrocious accent, no doubt. 623 01:38:48,393 --> 01:38:51,712 But that doesn't exactly kill us in the crib. 624 01:38:52,473 --> 01:38:55,193 Germans don't have a good ear for Italian. 625 01:38:58,953 --> 01:39:02,632 So you mumble Italian and brazen through it. Is that the plan? 626 01:39:02,873 --> 01:39:04,432 That's about it. 627 01:39:08,113 --> 01:39:09,072 That sounds good. 628 01:39:09,153 --> 01:39:11,432 It sounds like shit. What else are we going to do? Go home? 629 01:39:11,513 --> 01:39:13,272 No, that sounds good. 630 01:39:14,073 --> 01:39:17,832 If you don't blow it, with that, I can get you in the building. 631 01:39:18,793 --> 01:39:19,792 Who does what? 632 01:39:19,873 --> 01:39:23,871 Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. 633 01:39:23,953 --> 01:39:26,952 Donowitz speaks second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. 634 01:39:27,032 --> 01:39:29,911 Omar, third most. He'll be Donny's assistant. 635 01:39:30,433 --> 01:39:31,512 I don't speak Italian. 636 01:39:31,593 --> 01:39:34,832 Like I said, third best. Just keep your fucking mouth shut. 637 01:39:34,913 --> 01:39:36,392 In fact, why don't you start practicing right now? 638 01:42:57,191 --> 01:42:58,150 Yes. 639 01:49:11,467 --> 01:49:18,946 Gorlomi? 640 01:49:22,387 --> 01:49:28,026 Gorlomi. 641 01:49:32,347 --> 01:49:34,025 Gorlomi. 642 01:49:36,467 --> 01:49:38,226 Antonio Margheriti. 643 01:49:40,667 --> 01:49:49,026 Margheriti. 644 01:49:49,427 --> 01:49:50,706 Margheriti. 645 01:49:51,827 --> 01:49:52,786 Dominick Decocco. 646 01:49:52,907 --> 01:49:55,186 Dominick Decocco. 647 01:55:28,343 --> 01:55:30,062 What's that American expression? 648 01:55:30,144 --> 01:55:32,463 "If the shoe fits, you must wear it." 649 01:56:33,343 --> 01:56:37,742 Fucking shithead. Faggot fuck. Fuck you! 650 01:56:37,863 --> 01:56:39,782 Bunch of shithead fuck. 651 01:56:42,582 --> 01:56:44,062 Fuck you, too! 652 01:56:46,582 --> 01:56:50,541 Goddamn Nazi farts, sons of bitches! Get your hands off me. 653 01:56:51,023 --> 01:56:54,381 You fucking bratwurst-smelling... Goddamn you! Get off! 654 01:56:59,662 --> 01:57:00,741 Hmm. 655 01:57:12,183 --> 01:57:13,461 You Jerry-banging, Limburg-smelling... 656 01:57:17,543 --> 01:57:19,742 As Stanley said to Livingstone, 657 01:57:19,822 --> 01:57:21,901 Lieutenant Aldo Raine, I presume? 658 01:57:22,782 --> 01:57:24,101 Hans Landa. 659 01:57:26,183 --> 01:57:28,461 You've had a nice long run, Aldo. 660 01:57:29,343 --> 01:57:32,061 Alas, you're now in the hands of the SS. 661 01:57:32,142 --> 01:57:33,621 My hands to be exact. 662 01:57:33,702 --> 01:57:37,261 And they've been waiting a long time to touch you. 663 01:57:40,982 --> 01:57:42,701 Caught you flinching. 664 01:57:46,742 --> 01:57:48,861 Touch me again, Kraut-burger. 665 01:58:04,061 --> 01:58:05,020 Utivich? 666 01:58:05,102 --> 01:58:06,461 Is that you, Lieutenant? 667 01:58:06,541 --> 01:58:07,581 Yeah. 668 01:58:08,142 --> 01:58:10,141 Do you know what happened to Donny? 669 01:58:10,221 --> 01:58:11,301 Omar? 670 01:58:11,982 --> 01:58:12,941 The woman? 671 01:58:13,022 --> 01:58:14,220 No, I do not. 672 01:58:58,861 --> 01:59:02,260 Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, 673 01:59:02,341 --> 01:59:04,221 would you show me mercy? 674 01:59:08,622 --> 01:59:09,700 Nope. 675 01:59:10,341 --> 01:59:13,460 What is that English expression about shoes and feet? 676 01:59:13,541 --> 01:59:16,940 "Looks like the shoe is on the other foot." - Yeah, I was just thinking that. 677 01:59:29,461 --> 01:59:32,220 So you're Aldo the Apache. 678 01:59:33,301 --> 01:59:34,460 So you're The Jew Hunter. 679 01:59:34,541 --> 01:59:36,180 I'm a detective. 680 01:59:36,261 --> 01:59:38,060 A damn good detective. 681 01:59:38,381 --> 01:59:39,900 Finding people is my specialty, 682 01:59:39,981 --> 01:59:42,300 so naturally, I worked for the Nazis finding people. 683 01:59:42,380 --> 01:59:45,380 And, yes, some of them were Jews. But Jew Hunter? 684 01:59:46,661 --> 01:59:48,460 Just a name that stuck. 685 01:59:48,901 --> 01:59:51,579 Well, you do have to admit, it is catchy. 686 01:59:52,981 --> 01:59:56,020 Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? 687 01:59:56,100 --> 01:59:58,500 Aldo the Apache and the Little Man? 688 01:59:59,540 --> 02:00:01,579 What do you mean the Little Man? 689 02:00:01,661 --> 02:00:03,379 Germans' nickname for you. 690 02:00:03,461 --> 02:00:06,379 The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man? 691 02:00:06,741 --> 02:00:11,100 And as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. 692 02:00:11,180 --> 02:00:13,500 I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, 693 02:00:13,581 --> 02:00:15,299 as your reputation would suggest. 694 02:00:15,381 --> 02:00:16,859 Where's my men? 695 02:00:17,380 --> 02:00:19,620 Where's Bridget von Hammersmark? 696 02:00:22,381 --> 02:00:25,420 Well, let's just say, she got what she deserved. 697 02:00:27,820 --> 02:00:30,220 And when you purchase friends like Bridget von Hammersmark, 698 02:00:30,300 --> 02:00:32,219 you get what you pay for. 699 02:00:33,580 --> 02:00:38,379 Now as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar... 700 02:00:38,461 --> 02:00:40,299 How you know our names? 701 02:00:40,860 --> 02:00:42,379 Lieutenant Aldo, 702 02:00:44,180 --> 02:00:45,539 if you don't think I wouldn't interrogate 703 02:00:45,620 --> 02:00:48,859 every single one of your swastika-marked survivors, 704 02:00:51,180 --> 02:00:54,619 we simply aren't operating on the level of mutual respect I assumed. 705 02:00:54,700 --> 02:00:56,219 No, I guess not. 706 02:00:56,421 --> 02:01:01,339 Well, back to the whereabouts of your two Italian saboteurs. 707 02:01:04,380 --> 02:01:06,059 As of this moment, 708 02:01:06,140 --> 02:01:10,779 both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting in the very seats we left them in. 709 02:01:11,379 --> 02:01:14,859 Double-zero 23 and double-zero 24, if my memory serves. 710 02:01:15,580 --> 02:01:18,859 Explosives still around their ankles, still ready to explode. 711 02:01:18,940 --> 02:01:22,059 And your mission, some would call a terrorist plot, 712 02:01:22,140 --> 02:01:24,539 as of this moment, is still a go. 713 02:01:24,620 --> 02:01:27,819 That's a pretty exciting story. What's next? Eliza on Ice? 714 02:01:27,900 --> 02:01:29,099 However, 715 02:01:30,900 --> 02:01:33,898 all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, 716 02:01:33,980 --> 02:01:36,699 inform the cinema, and your plan is kaput. 717 02:01:39,020 --> 02:01:44,018 If they're still here, and if they're still alive, and that's one big if, 718 02:01:45,299 --> 02:01:47,019 there ain't no way you're going to take them boys 719 02:01:47,100 --> 02:01:48,659 without setting off them bombs. 720 02:01:48,740 --> 02:01:50,419 I have no doubt. 721 02:01:50,499 --> 02:01:53,658 And, yes, some Germans will die. Yes, it will ruin the evening. 722 02:01:53,740 --> 02:01:56,538 And, yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you 723 02:01:56,620 --> 02:01:58,618 for what you've done to his big night. 724 02:01:59,819 --> 02:02:02,018 But you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, 725 02:02:02,100 --> 02:02:05,018 you won't get Goring, and you won't get Bormann. 726 02:02:05,100 --> 02:02:07,579 And you need all four to end the war. 727 02:02:09,179 --> 02:02:12,219 But if I don't pick up this phone right here, 728 02:02:12,299 --> 02:02:14,538 you may very well get all four. 729 02:02:15,739 --> 02:02:20,378 And if you get all four, you end the war 730 02:02:21,580 --> 02:02:22,778 tonight. 731 02:02:24,099 --> 02:02:25,578 So, gentlemen, 732 02:02:26,259 --> 02:02:29,338 let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight. 733 02:02:32,140 --> 02:02:33,898 So, the way I see it, 734 02:02:33,979 --> 02:02:38,018 since Hitler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction, 735 02:02:38,659 --> 02:02:40,178 if I do nothing, 736 02:02:40,579 --> 02:02:43,178 it's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves. 737 02:02:43,259 --> 02:02:44,458 Wouldn't you agree? 738 02:02:45,099 --> 02:02:46,378 I guess so. 739 02:02:48,859 --> 02:02:50,778 How about you, Utivich? 740 02:02:50,859 --> 02:02:52,418 I guess so, too. 741 02:02:57,739 --> 02:02:58,938 Gentlemen, I have no intention 742 02:02:59,019 --> 02:03:01,978 of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels and killing Goring and killing Bormann, 743 02:03:02,058 --> 02:03:04,698 not to mention winning the war single-handedly for the Allies, 744 02:03:04,779 --> 02:03:08,377 only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal. 745 02:03:10,379 --> 02:03:13,778 If you want to win the war tonight, 746 02:03:15,339 --> 02:03:17,417 we have to make a deal. 747 02:03:20,298 --> 02:03:21,978 What kind of deal? 748 02:03:22,059 --> 02:03:24,498 The kind you wouldn't have the authority to make. 749 02:03:24,578 --> 02:03:28,937 However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. 750 02:03:29,898 --> 02:03:31,177 A general. 751 02:03:31,818 --> 02:03:33,418 I'm betting for... 752 02:03:35,059 --> 02:03:36,897 OSS would be my guess. 753 02:03:40,658 --> 02:03:43,018 That's a bingo! 754 02:03:45,899 --> 02:03:48,297 Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo." 755 02:03:48,379 --> 02:03:50,178 You just say, "Bingo." 756 02:03:50,258 --> 02:03:52,417 Bingo! How fun. 757 02:03:54,738 --> 02:03:57,698 But I digress. Where were we? Yeah! Make a deal. 758 02:03:58,218 --> 02:04:02,457 Over there is a very capable two-way radio and sitting behind it 759 02:04:02,538 --> 02:04:06,537 is a more than capable radio operator named Hermann. 760 02:04:06,858 --> 02:04:09,098 Get me someone on the other end of that radio 761 02:04:09,178 --> 02:04:12,097 with the power of the pen to authorize my, 762 02:04:12,178 --> 02:04:14,977 let's call it, the terms of my conditional surrender. 763 02:04:15,058 --> 02:04:17,377 If that tastes better going down. 764 02:04:18,138 --> 02:04:19,337 You know, where I'm from... 765 02:04:19,418 --> 02:04:21,217 Yeah? Where is that exactly? 766 02:04:21,298 --> 02:04:23,257 Maynardville, Tennessee. 767 02:04:23,338 --> 02:04:25,697 I've done my share of bootlegging. 768 02:04:25,898 --> 02:04:29,417 Up there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity, 769 02:04:29,498 --> 02:04:31,537 but what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family 770 02:04:31,618 --> 02:04:35,857 selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits. 771 02:04:37,738 --> 02:04:41,017 Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true, 772 02:04:41,658 --> 02:04:42,856 it ain't. 773 02:04:44,618 --> 02:04:47,257 Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing, 774 02:04:47,338 --> 02:04:51,857 and 999. 999 times out of a million, you would be correct. 775 02:04:53,778 --> 02:04:57,217 But in the pages of history, every once in a while, 776 02:04:57,778 --> 02:05:01,017 fate reaches out and extends its hand. 777 02:05:07,577 --> 02:05:09,456 What shall the history books read? 778 02:05:35,218 --> 02:05:38,296 I implore you. We must destroy that tower. 779 02:05:39,657 --> 02:05:41,216 Sarge, that tower... 780 02:05:59,977 --> 02:06:01,816 The tower stands! 781 02:06:08,657 --> 02:06:11,056 Psst! Psst! 782 02:08:35,016 --> 02:08:37,094 So when the military history of this night is written, 783 02:08:37,176 --> 02:08:40,694 it will be recorded that I was part of Operation Kino 784 02:08:40,776 --> 02:08:43,454 from the very beginning as a double agent. 785 02:08:43,535 --> 02:08:47,414 Anything I've done in my guise as an SS Colonel 786 02:08:47,496 --> 02:08:50,414 was sanctioned by the OSS as a necessary evil 787 02:08:50,496 --> 02:08:53,095 to establish my cover with the Germans. 788 02:08:53,295 --> 02:08:56,454 And it was my placement of Lieutenant Raine's dynamite 789 02:08:56,536 --> 02:08:59,374 in Hitler and Goebbels' opera box that assured their demise. 790 02:09:15,815 --> 02:09:18,694 By the way, that last part is actually true. 791 02:09:18,776 --> 02:09:23,494 I want my full military pension and benefits under my proper rank. 792 02:09:23,815 --> 02:09:26,134 I want to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor 793 02:09:26,215 --> 02:09:30,014 for my invaluable assistance in the toppling of the Third Reich. 794 02:09:31,375 --> 02:09:34,334 In fact, I want all the members of Operation Kino 795 02:09:34,415 --> 02:09:37,254 to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor. 796 02:09:37,615 --> 02:09:41,174 Full citizenship for myself. Well, that goes without saying. 797 02:09:41,455 --> 02:09:44,534 And I would like the United States of America 798 02:09:44,615 --> 02:09:48,534 to purchase property for me on Nantucket Island 799 02:09:48,615 --> 02:09:51,734 as a reward for all the countless lives I've saved 800 02:09:51,815 --> 02:09:54,054 by bringing the tyranny of the National Socialist Party 801 02:09:54,135 --> 02:09:57,613 to a swifter-than-imagined end. Do you have all that, sir? 802 02:09:59,335 --> 02:10:02,654 I look forward to seeing you face to face as well, sir. 803 02:10:03,494 --> 02:10:05,614 Lieutenant Raine? Right here. 804 02:10:08,695 --> 02:10:09,854 Yes, sir. 805 02:10:09,934 --> 02:10:13,533 Colonel Landa will put you and Private Utivich in a truck as prisoners. 806 02:10:13,615 --> 02:10:17,814 Then he and his radio operator will get in the truck and drive to our lines. 807 02:10:17,894 --> 02:10:22,293 Upon crossing our lines, Colonel Landa and his man will surrender to you. 808 02:10:22,375 --> 02:10:24,814 You will then take over driving of the truck 809 02:10:24,894 --> 02:10:28,134 and bring them straight to me for debriefing. Is that clear, Lieutenant? 810 02:10:28,214 --> 02:10:29,293 Yes, sir. 811 02:10:29,375 --> 02:10:30,774 Over and out. 812 02:16:00,851 --> 02:16:03,331 When I kill that guy, you got 30 feet to get to that guard. 813 02:16:03,411 --> 02:16:05,290 Can you do it? I have to. 814 02:16:34,291 --> 02:16:35,570 Champagne? 815 02:17:25,290 --> 02:17:27,889 Who wants to send a message to Germany? 816 02:17:28,690 --> 02:17:30,929 I have a message for Germany. 817 02:17:34,251 --> 02:17:36,409 That you are all going to die. 818 02:17:40,011 --> 02:17:45,209 And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew who's going to do it! 819 02:17:47,210 --> 02:17:50,170 Marcel, burn it down. 820 02:17:51,131 --> 02:17:52,569 Oui, Shosanna. 821 02:18:26,570 --> 02:18:28,609 My name is Shosanna Dreyfus, 822 02:18:28,970 --> 02:18:30,489 and this is the face 823 02:18:32,370 --> 02:18:34,609 of Jewish vengeance. 824 02:20:35,129 --> 02:20:36,847 Hermann, uncuff them. 825 02:20:54,728 --> 02:20:58,567 I'm officially surrendering myself over to you, Lieutenant Raine. 826 02:20:59,648 --> 02:21:01,367 We're your prisoners. 827 02:21:02,169 --> 02:21:03,808 How about my knife? 828 02:21:09,528 --> 02:21:11,407 Thank you very much, Colonel. 829 02:21:11,488 --> 02:21:14,447 Utivich, cuff the Colonel's hands behind his back. 830 02:21:14,528 --> 02:21:16,647 Is that really necessary? 831 02:21:16,728 --> 02:21:18,727 I'm a slave to appearances. 832 02:21:21,768 --> 02:21:23,207 Scalp Hermann. 833 02:21:24,808 --> 02:21:26,407 Are you mad? 834 02:21:26,768 --> 02:21:28,447 What have you done? 835 02:21:28,928 --> 02:21:32,127 I made a deal with your general for that man's life! 836 02:21:33,168 --> 02:21:36,407 Yeah, they made that deal. But they don't give a fuck about him. They need you. 837 02:21:36,488 --> 02:21:38,367 You'll be shot for this! 838 02:21:39,008 --> 02:21:42,366 Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before. 839 02:21:43,648 --> 02:21:47,647 You know, Utivich and myself heard that deal you made with the brass. 840 02:21:48,088 --> 02:21:49,766 End the war tonight? 841 02:21:51,128 --> 02:21:52,607 I'd make that deal. 842 02:21:52,688 --> 02:21:54,446 How about you, Utivich? You make that deal? 843 02:21:54,528 --> 02:21:55,487 I'd make that deal. 844 02:21:55,568 --> 02:21:57,967 I don't blame you. Damn good deal. 845 02:21:58,687 --> 02:22:01,687 And that pretty little nest you feathered for yourself. 846 02:22:01,768 --> 02:22:05,006 Well, if you're willing to barbecue the whole High Command, 847 02:22:05,088 --> 02:22:07,967 I suppose that's worth certain considerations. 848 02:22:08,688 --> 02:22:10,687 But I do have one question. 849 02:22:11,727 --> 02:22:14,366 When you get to your little place on Nantucket Island, 850 02:22:14,448 --> 02:22:18,807 I imagine you are going to take off that handsome-looking SS uniform of yours. 851 02:22:18,887 --> 02:22:20,167 Ain't you? 852 02:22:23,967 --> 02:22:25,766 That's what I thought. 853 02:22:26,488 --> 02:22:28,287 Now, that I can't abide. 854 02:22:29,648 --> 02:22:31,847 How about you, Utivich, can you abide it? 855 02:22:31,927 --> 02:22:33,726 Not one damn bit, sir. 856 02:22:35,288 --> 02:22:37,286 I mean, if I had my way, 857 02:22:37,767 --> 02:22:42,046 you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-sucking life. 858 02:22:43,487 --> 02:22:44,446 But I'm aware that ain't practical. 859 02:22:44,527 --> 02:22:47,446 I mean, at some point, you're going to have to take it off. 860 02:22:47,527 --> 02:22:48,606 So, 861 02:22:49,527 --> 02:22:53,086 I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off. 862 02:23:17,007 --> 02:23:19,045 You know something, Utivich? 863 02:23:19,407 --> 02:23:22,086 I think this just might be my masterpiece. 864 02:26:14,712 --> 02:26:15,671 Subtitles by LeapinLar